Tilt a Whirl

I’m not impressed
I’m not impressed with you woman
I’m not impressed with you woman
Oh woman I’m not impressed
Can’t get no rest with you woman
Feeling so stressed with you woman
Kind of depressed with you woman
Oh woman I’m not impressed

I’m not impressed with your throwback thighs
I’m not impressed with your big-screen eyes
I’m not impressed with your two-tone curls
I’m not impressed with your tilt-a-whirls oh no, no, no

I must confess
I must confess to you woman
I must confess to you woman
Oh woman I must confess
That I’m a mess with you woman
When I’m undressed with you woman
Oh you put me to the test don’t you woman
Oh woman I must confess

I’m not impressed with your throwback thighs
I’m not impressed with your big-screen eyes
I’m not impressed with your two-tone curls
Don’t wanna ride upon your tilt-a-whirls
I’m not impressed with your tattoos and your rings
I’m not impressed with your scissors and your strings
And not impressed with the poison in your veins
You know it only goes so far with the pain, the pain

You see I wanted to be a martyr
I wanted to be a slave
I wanted to die on the cross for your sins
so that your soul would be saved
But if I don’t ever make it
If I get blown astray
It’s ‘cause the wind and the waves keep on pushing me away
From the place I was yesterday
From the place I was yesterday
From the place I was yesterday oh…